Send free sexy SMS and sexy text messages on your mobile to someone special.
I’m a bit shy…I’d like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
I think I have BSE on my p*nis …… all women who experienced it go crazy !
Eva stood in the river washing her c*nt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON’T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?…For the mussels need to be able to open.
Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !
Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? … When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I’ll know better,so I’ll write it in my letter.In my bed I’ve seen so many faces,so I’ll f*ck you at different places.
Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people f*ck for money!If you think love is funny, f*ck yourself and safe the money!!!
What is de maximum speed during sex? …. 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
A good neighbor is better than an inflatable doll !
God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries… to come up with someone…as “HOT” … as “SEXY” … as “F*ckable” … *..As “YOU!” .. *
Text messaging is like a bl*w-job off an amateur prostitute; short…sweet and always cheap!!!
What is the smallest airplane in the world, a c*nt… Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off …
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